Don’t Drink the Water

Don’t Drink the Water

Jan. 13 - Feb. 4, 2023
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Show Times

Jan. 13 – Feb. 4, 2023

Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8 p.m.

Saturday and Sunday at 2 p.m.


About the show
Don’t Drink the Water

By Woody Allen


Presented through special arrangement with Concord Theatricals
Directed by: John Eslick
Produced by: Carla Ames

Stage Manager: Mark Suarez

Costume Designer: Beth Eslick


A cascade of comedy and a solid hit on Broadway, Don’t Drink the Water takes place inside an American embassy behind the Iron Curtain. An American tourist – a caterer by trade – and his wife and daughter rush into the embassy two steps ahead of the police who suspect them of spying and picture-taking. It’s not much of a refuge – the ambassador is absent and his incompetent son, now in charge, has been expelled from a dozen countries and the continent of Africa. Nevertheless, they carefully and frantically plot their escape, and the ambassador’s son and the caterer’s daughter even have time to fall in love.

Cast & Crew

Kelly GreenWalter

Alex Greene Magee

Raymond MastrovitoDrobney

Karen Brundage – Marion

Briana BauerSusan

Bryan WhiteKrojack

Robert ChambersKilroy

Anthony Elias ContrerasChef

Jeff HamAmbassador

Avery Sierra-ValdesBurns

Paul NewmanSultan of Bashir

Kathy White – Sultan’s Wife

Brian Tash Novotny/Kasnar

Judy Diderrich Countess Bordoni