Don’t Drink the Water

Don’t Drink the Water

Jan. 13 - Feb. 4, 2023
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Show Times

Jan. 13 – Feb. 4, 2023
Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 8pm. Saturday and Sunday at 2pm.

About the show
Presented through special arrangement with Concord Theatricals
Directed by: John Eslick
Produced by: Carla Ames

A cascade of comedy and a solid hit on Broadway, Don’t Drink the Water takes place inside an American embassy behind the Iron Curtain. An American tourist – a caterer by trade – and his wife and daughter rush into the embassy two steps ahead of the police who suspect them of spying and picture-taking. It’s not much of a refuge – the ambassador is absent and his incompetent son, now in charge, has been expelled from a dozen countries and the continent of Africa. Nevertheless, they carefully and frantically plot their escape, and the ambassador’s son and the caterer’s daughter even have time to fall in love.

Cast & Crew

Kelly GreenWalter
Alex Greene Magee
Raymond MastrovitoDrobney
Karen Brundage – Marion
Briana BauerSusan
Bryan WhiteKrojack
Robert ChambersKilroy
Anthony Elias ContrerasChef
Jeff HamAmbassador
Avery Sierra-ValdesBurns
Paul NewmanSultan of Bashir
Kathy White – Sultan’s Wife
Brian Tash Novotny/Kasnar
Judy Diderrich Countess Bordoni


Stage Manager: Mark Suarez
Costume Designer: Beth Eslick
Light Designer: Jeremy Zeller
Sound Designer/Set Designer: John Eslick
Props Designer: Brooks Roche
Head Of Construction: Rick Steinberg
Light Operator: Alivia Infeld
Sound Operator: Andy Ames
Script Supervisor: John Barker
Lobby Board Photographer: Jesse Ames
Specialty Painting: Robert Chambers
Construction Crew: Lee Marks, John Holroyd, Max Honigsberg
PR: Robin Rassell